The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms
Salad girl: I am a neurodivergent schizophrenic with bipolar disorder, insomnia, POTS, PTSD, depression, sunlight allergy, exploding head syndrome, arthritis, and autism!
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me
by Creepy Jonathan July 14, 2023
Get the disorder salad mug."Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
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Brash, arrogant, dark, sadistic, charming, seductive, loyal, affectionate, dangerous, and sexy. These are all words to describe Damon, a vampire who preys on humans, from the series "The Vampire Diaries". My favorite character from the books because he's a total badass with a soft side.
He is said to have dark hair and a 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He wears all black and leather, has a black Ferrari with illegally-tinted windows.
He was born during the Renaissance in Florence, Italy. There both he and his brother and rival, Stefan Salvatore, fell in love with a woman (and vampire) named Katherine Von Swartzschild who exchanged blood with both of them and refused to choose between the 2 brothers. She killed herself and both brothers murdered each other in a rage (but not before Damon swore to make Stefan's life a living hell for the rest of his life), woke up in their vampiric state and separated in their confusion. Over 500 years later, Damon is drawn to Fell's Church where he finds his brother head over heels in love with the beautiful Elena Gilbert--who bears a striking resemblance to Katherine--and soon strange things begin to happen in the town...
Quotes:
Stefan: "Sometimes I think you could remember the name of every girl you've bled in your life, but you forget my name on a regular basis"
Damon: "Nonsense...little brother"
(To Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.
ELENA: Where's Stefan?
DAMON: Stefan who?
He is said to have dark hair and a 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He wears all black and leather, has a black Ferrari with illegally-tinted windows.
He was born during the Renaissance in Florence, Italy. There both he and his brother and rival, Stefan Salvatore, fell in love with a woman (and vampire) named Katherine Von Swartzschild who exchanged blood with both of them and refused to choose between the 2 brothers. She killed herself and both brothers murdered each other in a rage (but not before Damon swore to make Stefan's life a living hell for the rest of his life), woke up in their vampiric state and separated in their confusion. Over 500 years later, Damon is drawn to Fell's Church where he finds his brother head over heels in love with the beautiful Elena Gilbert--who bears a striking resemblance to Katherine--and soon strange things begin to happen in the town...
Quotes:
Stefan: "Sometimes I think you could remember the name of every girl you've bled in your life, but you forget my name on a regular basis"
Damon: "Nonsense...little brother"
(To Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.
ELENA: Where's Stefan?
DAMON: Stefan who?
by manipulativefemmefatale August 23, 2009
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Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.
Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.
Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.
Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.
I have murdered a man and slept with his wife afterwards.
May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.
Dixi et salvavi animam meam.
May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.
Dixi et salvavi animam meam.
by FelipeFritschF December 20, 2015
Get the dixi et salvavi animam meam mug.The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.
by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016
Get the Soggy Salad mug.Stefan Salvatore is the best character from the CW show, The Vampire Diaries. He used to date Elena Gilbert played by Nina Dobrev and I totally ship Stelena, even though EVERYONE ships Delena. The character is played by Paul Wesley who is currently dating Phoebe Tonkin, she is also part of The Vampire Diaries family, mainly to The Originals. And not to forget, HE IS SO HOTTT!!!!
Stefan Salvatore: I know that its hard to understand, but I'm doing this for you.
Elena Gilbert: No. You don't get to make that decision for me. If you walk away, its for you, because I know what I want. Stefan I love you
AND THEN THEY HAVE THE BEST KISS EVERRRR!!!! And sleep together.. (for the first time together)
Elena Gilbert: No. You don't get to make that decision for me. If you walk away, its for you, because I know what I want. Stefan I love you
AND THEN THEY HAVE THE BEST KISS EVERRRR!!!! And sleep together.. (for the first time together)
by thevampirediariesisadrugtome April 17, 2016
Get the Stefan Salvatore mug.A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008
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