Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009

saltine

a white person, mostly used towards females

That saltine suuuure has a Caddy trunk.

by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005

saltine sally

A saltine sally is a person who is a wussy square cracker.

Damn it Mumbles, quit acting like a saltine sally!

by Jimi Vox May 1, 2008

Salting her cod

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

by Deke freak June 14, 2018

saltin yuh weng

Not having sex and consantly masterbating.

When would you get a date Darien?.Would you be constantly saltin yuh weng for your entire life?

by THE RANDOM DUDE1 April 29, 2019

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021