Unleashin the salami

A romantic way to pleasure the ladies.

She was being cold to me so i unleashed the salami and slapped that bitch.

by Hey wookie...what? scott ur gay! AHAHAH scott gay plx February 27, 2004

bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

by Darkindy-UD January 17, 2010

salami rocket

1. A rocket powered by salami and blackpowder on the popular show Mythbusters.
2. A not-so-clever name for one's penis.

1. Dude, did you see Mythbusters? They launched a salami rocket!
2. I'd love to launch my salami rocket at her.

by hyneman July 19, 2008

Hard Salami

Hard Salami refers to a male's aroused penis.

"I've got a hard salami for you"

by Hard Salami August 09, 2014

salami sling

Really tight speedo's worn by fat males or metrosexuals hoping to attract another male.

You could see his nuts hanging out in that salami sling.

by Matt Frankenfield May 02, 2006

Salami Salad

a term used to describe the act of hitting multiple penises together while tossing the balls around.

Hey, Todd! You wanna go toss a salami salad with me and my 3 best dude friends?!

I saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad I wanted to eat right up. I brought the dressing!

by ballmuncher2008 April 08, 2010

salami nipples

does not pertain to the nipples themselves, but rather a woman's areolas; one is said to have "salami nipples" when the areolas are extremely large and mimic the appearance of salami slices, esp. when the nipple itself is small

emily wishes there were a plastic surgery to fix her embarrassing salami nipples

by ellie wainwright July 05, 2006