Steamin' Birster

a molten hot shit typically resulting from an entire day of intense wing eating and beer drinking.

He had to go make a Steamin' Birster after lunch on Monday.

by buckeye33 May 4, 2009

Heidi Salami

My old fuck buddy

I can't wait to Heidi Salami tonight.

by diskullman February 3, 2010

Steamin Beamin

The act of dropping a deuce in an unsuspecting victim's coffee maker, filling it with water and running it through the shit filled filter. Results in a terribly bad smelling full brewed pot of hot diarrhea. The overwhelming smell of the cooking shit fills any sized room and usually induces uncontrolled vomiting and dry heaving.

When I cranked the heat to 100 degrees in trevor's hotel room, it extremely enhanced the horrible effects of the brewing Steamin Beamin

by Secondcup May 19, 2009

seaming

Basically its when a girl masturbates using the seam of thier pants, tight jeans are my favourite. We can normally do it anywhere and not get caught.

Last night i was seaming at a restaraunt and got a litlle too excited

by Serena_oz September 12, 2005

Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009

big steaming pile o'shit

Something Of Terrible Quality

Dude, this Creed Album is a big steaming pile o'shit

by heavysteve May 12, 2008