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OAFS (O.A.F.S.)

Obsessive Angry Female Stalkers
O.A.F.S.
This OAFS (O.A.F.S.) been stalking me for weeks!
There's this OAFS (O.A.F.S.) who just called me 38 times in the past hour.
by The Dofff July 20, 2011
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F.A.S.

F.A.S.- Fuck ass shit. Generally a person who acts like a fuck ass and shits on everyhting else. Your typical rich white chedda mother fucker.Or a person that just doesnt give a shit about anything. Work any retail job and your sure to cross one.
That last customer was a real f.a.s. spent 2 hours helping him and he didn't buy anything.

Anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.
by T.M.C.C. March 13, 2008
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F.A.S.C.

Verb: the ultimate tactic for successfully wooing boys. The letters stand for Forward, Aggressive, Shameless, and just a little bit creepy. It's going for what you want when you want it, not letting anything get in your way, and not being afraid of what you want. It's ignoring the ramifications which may surround any social stigmas attached to this non-traditional method. Essentially, go get him girl.
"The other day, I got out of class early just to be able to walk with the guy I like on his way to class. I asked him out after, and he said yes!"
"Wow, that was some great F.A.S.C. -ing!"
by mcssej22 December 18, 2009
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F.S.A.

I ate to much watermelon and now I have F.S.A.
by BStar777 June 9, 2011
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F.a.S.b

Fetal Attack Squad Bitches
Name given to the female members of the F.a.S
jenna jo, kelci jo, sami jo, acst...j, rika suave, zena, heyn
by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2003
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A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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F.A.S

F.A.S stands for Fat Arses of Society. People will huge arses, mostly bigger than the rest of their body.
Miss Rose knew one day she would become president of the F.A.S, because everyone knew she was the biggest!.. "Wow maybe i should go shake this on the dance floor"
by Reaper the Grim September 12, 2006
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