Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun

That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018

Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

by Brett 327 April 26, 2011

bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking

That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018

Pedal Stool

A word which can be confused with pedestal, the term used for lusting over women. Made popular by Jen from The IT Crowd.

Jen: You know, a pedal stool.
Roy: What? A pedal... stool!?! The word is pedestal!

by Shel-K-32 July 31, 2010

stool pigeon

A person who can be otherwise known as a Rat, Nark, or Tattle Tail. He/She suffer's the unfortunate proclivity towards debasing him/herself by engaging in sociatal suicide.

by Mathew Cunningham August 2, 2003

Hungarian stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus November 4, 2008

Loose Stool

when you cant control your shitting.

Damn dude i have loose stool. I just shat on myself.

by devo12665 February 17, 2006