Roselle 

the most beautifullest girl in the world from the small island of Saipan who is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world! As a bonus she also sells cars for her neices and nephews so they can enjoy life!

Neices/Nephews say to Roselle...

Auntie-Selle my car hafa nei?!

Roselle by DMyles October 18, 2008

Rushville

A small town about an hour from Springfield Ill. This was my hometown. There slogan was "Stay an a hour, a day.......Forever!"
Many people take this slogan to heart and never leave. They refuse to go on with life outside of this town.

I NEVER want to move back to Rushville again!!!

Rushville by Gayboi1714 March 25, 2009

Poseville 

Also known as Roseville (CA), Poseville is a small town to the north of Sacramento (CA) populated by young urbanites pretending to be from either New York or Los Angeles. These youngsters have an overinflated ego given that most are neither college educated nor financially successful. The men can be quickly identified by their stereotypical Ed Hardy or Afflication shirts, and white BMWs or lifted trucks. Only when they get sent to debt collectors do they finally understand the real value of a dollar.

"Where's that douchey looking guy from?"
"Where else? Poseville."

Poseville by homegrown1909 June 12, 2009

romeoville 

A small kentucky trailer park thrown into Illinois by a tornado. This town has unexplainable amounts of radiation and arsenic in the water supply. This causes people to speak with a southern drawl even they are in Northern Illinois.

"Man, I've never seen seen so many confederate flags in Northern Illinois."

I must be in Romeoville.

romeoville by Dr. Konz June 23, 2006

Romeoville 

A town that's a southwest suburb of Chicago.
It's about 45 minutes away.

It's not as bad as people on here say it is, so ignore them. They're stupid.

It's safe. Some areas that others say are "ghetto" are just stupid teenagers acting stupid but by their house and most likely they already graduated or about too.
Also, they (the people on here)have obviously never seen the ghetto and don't know what one looks like because Romeoville is not one.

It's a nice town that I like :)

girl: where do you live?
guy: Romeoville.

Romeoville by yomomma12345678910 November 9, 2011

roselle park 

A really small town in Union County, New Jersey. Next to Union, Roselle, and Cranford. It's only a square mile so everyone knows everyone. There's a bike path near the NJ Transit rails that's always being checked out by cops. There used to be the grove near the HS where everyone would set things on fire and smoke shit. It's a really dramatic town with gangster wannabes and there are barely any normal, down to earth people. Despite all that, they have the hottest girls out there. The rival team is from Kenilworth aka the Brearley Bears.

Guy 1: Yo you headed to the grove?
Guy 2: Stupid, it's not there anymore but we still can smoke some shit. You up for it?
Guy 1: Hell yea
Guy 2: Damn I love Roselle Park. Can do any shit around here.

roselle park by aaron westbrook October 18, 2007

Rockville Centre 

One of the best towns in Long Island. Residents are wealthy, smart, and good looking. Many residents of other towns are resentful of the rocks.

Jim: I'm going to Rocville Centre tonight!
Kenny: Well you can suck it! (a.k.a. Man i wish i was going to Rockville Centre too!)

Rockville Centre by TRock34 April 30, 2010