The relation ship between two roommates of the same sex that is so close it borders on homosexuality, but they are both technically straight.
"We aren't actually gay, I promise, it just looks that way when you pop your head in without knocking. We're roommate gay."
by Geoge P. Burdell June 15, 2016
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Your friend calls and asks, "what are you doing tonight?" , and you reply, " oh just playing cards with my roommate."
by Pickle-puss32 June 5, 2017
Get the Roommate mug.When you do not want people realizing you're dating someone for personal reasons, you label the woman as a roommate and that both of you have never been intimate. Instead of just coming out with your relationship you make a convoluted web of lies and deciet to cover any evidence of a relationship.
by Dyerd_ September 2, 2020
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Get the Roommate mug.A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.
P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
by calvinke November 4, 2010
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Get the French Roommate mug.someone you live with who you thought would be a good friend. it turns out they they insult you into submission until you are crying in your closet for 3 hours a day, to scared to come out due to fear of more insults.
example: your a crappy roommate you flaming stag, why dont you go take a nap... in the bottem of a bath tub. you useless sack of sh*t.
by ~dan!_ September 24, 2008
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