rooster head

unnaturally disproportionate labia minora (pussy lips), that resembles the flappy tissue adorning a rooster's head.

I couldn't beleive the size of this girl's Rooster Head.

by methlablouie May 26, 2005

roost

To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.

Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.

by RunningFool May 22, 2006

Roosterfucked

In an essence, to get extremely drunk to the point of doing outrageous and possibly embarressing actions.

"Alex got so roosterfucked last night he tried to pee on my cousin while she was sleeping."

by mike6969696969 November 6, 2008

Rooner

Someone who ruins things. From parties to movies this person ruins them all.

Becky is such a rooner! She was locked out of her house and couldn't get her bathing suit so we couldn't go to the pool.

by The Rooner August 17, 2008

roosterass

a country wannabe

taylor swift is a roosterass

by lmao3243242 January 9, 2010

Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

rooster inhaler

An obnoxious person. A cock-sucker.

John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.

by Chipperbit2 July 20, 2012