Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"
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by Enzo & Adrian November 1, 2018
Get the Rianne mug.A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010
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by campari queen February 3, 2010
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Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
by Laurel Chris December 9, 2008
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