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The Rink

A hockey server owned by a 10 year old named Daniel and is assisted by mason who is a sexy mother fucker
The rink chat was infested with ten year olds
by THEBIGBLACKNIGGA March 2, 2023
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Rink Rat

A person (usually a teenager) who is always seen going to the local skating rink (shoutout to Astro Skate of Pinellas Park) like everyday of the week. They also talk about rollerskating/rollerblading too much.

They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.
Jay: That boy bryan is always going to the roller rink 24/7.

Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.
by ZzQuixoticzZ September 8, 2021
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Rink

A liberal and unathletic person. Someone with no balls (heavy rule follower) and is a little nerd. Usually has Asian descent.
You’re going to class early? You’re a fucking rink!”
by Dingshow May 21, 2025
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Rink Rabies

Rink Rabies is a disease that affects ultra-competitive hockey parents of youth recreational players who have NHL dreams for their averaged-skilled child. People with rink rabies are known to jump teams, constantly looking for the best winning team. This new team is rarely better than the old one for the mere fact that it is a team and can't just revolve around the ego of one player.
Don't get too close to that new family on our hockey team. They've got a serious case of rink rabies and probably won't be around after one season.
by JohnnaG March 22, 2013
mugGet the Rink Rabiesmug.

dinky rink

A safeword for, "dick" or "penis".
"I don't want some random dinky rink supporting me."
by 0Jayus August 4, 2017
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It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
mugGet the Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rinkmug.

Rinking

A male white man who is overly woke in order to apologize for his previous actions or statements. - written by a black women.
LIBERAL WHITE PERSON:Black history month should be 32 days.

BLACK WOMEN: Dude you’re total rinking right now.
by Woke black women January 21, 2022
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