Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

Anal Retentive

Eric Grubert; opposite of passive.

You are so Anal Retentive!

by Daddy's Lil Monster March 30, 2017

Coronal Retentive

Excessively orderly and fussy, paying too much attention to detail, as the result of being locked in during the coronaviral era.

She had always been relaxed and carefree. But with nowhere to go and no one to see, she reorganized every item in the bathroom cabinet by size, color and alphabetical order, and worried she was becoming coronal retentive.

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

intermittent retention

Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.

He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.

by interesting_insights November 5, 2020

anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving. These people must have everything thing "just so" , in order and are consumed w/ detail. If things aren't going "their way", they will often resort to nagging, bitching, complaining and even delegating tasks/chores in order to have order/control.

Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous

He/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

Remsen Eye

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone without making direct eye contact with them.

Or

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone where their eyes are making sudden random darting movements which never make contact with the eyes of who that person is talking to.

Was he talking to me or to you? I couldn't tell because he was giving me the Remsen Eye.

by Lou Stoney September 1, 2008

Resentble

For when a comment meme or phrase or anything leave you feeling personally attacked because you relate so much to it

"I resentble this it's so me"

by IAMTHECAKE September 8, 2018