Generally a
shithole located 35
miles north of Utica in upstate New York. Nothing ever good happens here. There is only 500 people and half are retarded or incest. There are many backroads and parts of remsen you wouldnt be caught dead walking alone for example spall road. Why? a man with a
fucking dildo for a leg with most likely hurt you. Oh yeah and that
fucking creepy hitchhiker that noone ever picks up. And again there are a few good houses here and there on main street,far away from main, and on the lakes here and in the generally "safe areas" but other then that its trailer
trash heaven. If you like to farm, chew, wear the same shirt everyday, or fuck your mom, Remsen is perfect for you! The only time remsen is semi
normal is when all the utica fucks come up for barnfest! how lovely! A remsen
kid usually spends their time on the weekends by getting completly wasted in the woods or at house partys with the entire senior class and a few juniors and college students. We also have to combine our partys with adirondack and holland patent students just to make it look like we have friends. The Remsen
kids also drive roughly 35
miles just to get to the nearest grocery, movie theatre, or mall. The only thing we have is the Soda Fountain which is a 50s themed resturant where one could buy a 10 dollar hamburger! how ironic that noone in remsen can afford it! Crime here is about 90 percent but we also never get caught. The most unpopular
person is our school principal. Remsen is a class D
school and all our sports
suck. The
girls soccer team is better than the guys which is terribly sad. We have a few gods in track who go on the state qualifiers, and states, but that only happens once every 3 years. The staff at remsen is a joke none of the teachers have an education, so there for they cant pass the knowledge they
don't have down to the students so therefore we are all
dumb. The gym teachers are a joke they love 15 year old pussy and they are not afraid to show it! But anyway if your on route 12, and see the remsen sign (I dont think there is a sign) never turn right keep going straight visit old forge or something! NEVER GO HERE
KID-hey mom do you want to go to remsen today?
MOM- no son, last time we went there we hit a cow with our
car and ruined it.
KID-thats to bad I like looking at those freaks.