remtard

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence

Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

remtek

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting irritable or generally being a cock.

AKA - retard, remedial, wierdo, freak

Example 1

Man 1: "Have you seen that guy over there licking windows?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he's a remtek"

Example 2

Man 1: "What the frigs he doing?!"
Man 2: "Being a remtek!"

by Phillis1984 February 9, 2008

Remath

The class you have to take in college when you can't cut it in real math! Short for remedial math.

After being out of high school for 18 years, and getting a 2 on the entrance exam math portion, I had to take remath 3 times.

by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008

RepTard

RepTards are idiot Republicans soundbyte samplers. They are verbally indistinguishable from one to other because of their word for word regurgitation of the party's daily "talking points". Should the daily "T.P.'s" not arrive on time, they would stare blankly into the camera in a wide eyed silent double blink, mouth agape, (worst case) with a small stream of drool slowly rolling down the corner of their puppet party mouths.
They are seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves, and therefore adopt a hive mentality.
They are also reptilian in the area of compassion.
They're precise in their consistency with regard to staying contrary to anything the Democratic party says, despite the sense it may make.

What a fucking RepTard.

Bob: "Did you here what that "RepTard said?"

Larry: "If by RepTard you mean Republican, then Yes I did".

by Saphin January 10, 2010

remotissipation

-n noun

The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.

Jim: What the hell! Dude, where's the remote? I'm gettin' sick of the constant remotissipation around here. My show starts right now and the TIVO took a dump last week.

Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.

by slothzilla June 6, 2009

Remote ADD

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.

Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.

The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.

by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011

Rempala

noun: an individual who has had three penis reduction surgeries. The fucker just grows back bigger and stronger. Also know as the cervix crusher. It is a curse that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Dude is that Rempala walking down the street. No man, that's just Chuck Norris.

by Clown stain July 13, 2012