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Skin Pajamas

What you wear to bed or around the house when you wear nothing. No clothes leaves just you and your Skin Pajamas. Just another fun way to describe being Naked.
Hey sweetie can you describe to me what you're wearing?

Of course I can, I'm in bed wearing my Skin Pajamas.
by PaverScott June 5, 2009
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Pyjamaphobia

People suffering from pyjamaphobia have a characteristic fear of pyjamas, nightgowns (and often, even onesies).

The origin of this fear is largely unknown but sources suggest it may have appeared as back as the 1930's, when millions of people lost their jobs due to the great recession and their families, in desperation, often stayed at home day after day in their pyjamas.

There are many theories as to why people suffering from pyajamaphobia fear something as seemingly innocent as a pyjama, but as with all fears, not everything has an explanation.

Many people who suffer this phobia have eradicated pyjamas from their own lives and from their loved ones'. While this may seem as an inconvenience to some, especially in colder climates, recent surveys indicated that dealing with pyjamaphobia in this way leads to a healthier, happier sex life.

Some characteristic symptoms of people who may be suffering from pyjamaphobia are:

- Always sleeping naked

- Not owning a pyjama

- Changing into "day clothes" right out of bed

- Getting frustrated when seeing others dressed in pyjamas

Please note that pyjamaphobia is very real and can be a dangerous fear unless it is diagnosed and acknowledged by the patient. If you think you know someone who shows some of the symptoms above the try get rid of their pyjamas. They'll thank you later.
Some quotes from people suffering from pyjamaphobia:

Strip off and come to bed!
Babe, you know I can't stand seeing you in those pajamas. It's so lazy.
by drphobius October 26, 2013
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Pokin' Pajamas

When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.
I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!

I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.

I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.
by the dumb guy September 10, 2010
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Stork in the Pajamas

Evan didn't want her to know he was sexually attracted to her, but it was difficult to mask the 'stork in the pajamas' he had.
by Professor Fenderson July 6, 2010
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God's Pajamas

"Yo dawg, what you wearing underneath that clown costume?"
Nothing but God's pajamas breaux!
by bababucket March 14, 2016
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The Cat's Pajamas

1920s slang... someone or something wonderful or remarkable.

The other definition says it's from the '50s... In the 50s, there was a strong nostalgic fad of everything 1920s, which is why this term may have been thought of as from the '50s.
by Gregory May April 2, 2012
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pajamas

when something is hella cool, awesome, spiffy, rad, gnarly, amazing all rolled into one.
dude that shirt is so pajamas!!!
by purrbaby November 15, 2011
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