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Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.
Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.
by j carunder September 10, 2010
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Peyton

The cute boy that goes to your school that you secretly wish you were with. Super Athletic and super cute. When a Peyton smiles at you, your heart explodes with joy. Nd if he do that thing with his lips you dead!😍😍
Emma: omg! Is that Peyton?!😍
Oliver:yes girl go get your manz!
by SweetPeach718 October 21, 2019
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Peyton

Peyton- a kind hearted person who is always there to make you smile. She’s so sweet and funny and awesome to be around. Even though she doesn’t see it, she is gorgeous inside and out. There’s no way you can’t like Peyton. Everything about her is amazing. I didn’t know there was such thing as a perfect girl, until I met Peyton
If I could date anyone, it would be Peyton
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Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris
Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
by BFTQID October 16, 2012
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Peytonsexual

Mmmmm I love Peyton and only Peyton
Hey mom im Peytonsexual
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Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.
"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."
by luvYasey November 25, 2010
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petonality

Everybody loved our dog Madai, because she had such endearing ways, and such a sweet petonality. I miss her so!
by llanellirog September 17, 2005
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