pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.

Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.

by notazure June 2, 2010

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

pumple

The color of a pulsating penis when suffocated.

Piddle uh-oh, my penis is getting pumple.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

by MVC March 19, 2003

Pumpers

pumpers better than tumblers because pumpers like to pump

"Hey stop tumbling"
"Why?"
"Pumpers like to Pump!"
"But I'm a tumbler"
"PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS!!!!"

by Edzo04 February 13, 2009

pumper

(n) Someone who posts on an internet message board in ardent and blind support of someone or something. Generally used for people posting on stock market message boards, and encouraging others to by the stock.

Beware the pumpers on the MSFT board.

by keyshaw June 3, 2004