Puief

The involuntary release of compressed air from the penis. A male quief.

Did you just Quief? No it was a puief.

by jvaz1990 September 26, 2010

puigdemonium

Amer. /pooch-duh-MOH-nee-uhm/
Brit. /pooch-dee-MUHW-nee-uhm/
(n., pl. puigdemonia, -iums)

The gray area between dependence and independence, esp. one that has exhibited violent disarray. A sort of independence, but not exactly.

Etym.: A play on pandemonium and Carles Puigdemont – a separatist leader of Catalonia from the 2nd half of the 2010s, who first declared its independence from Spain only to suspend it seconds later so they could negotiate. This prompted the Spanish government to officially inquire "So, are you independent or what?".

A: Today I'm not going to drink.
B: Really?
A: Yeah, I'm not dependent on alcohol – I can abstain if I choose to.
B: That's wonderful! Let's celebrate! Here, have some rakija, then we can go break some toilet sinks.
A: Sure, a glass of rakija doesn't hurt... Oh, wait, that's totally puigdemonium!
B: Push them WHAT onion!?
A: Puig - de - mo - ni - um – my non-dependence deserves to be honored with some booze, yet if I do that I can't claim it anymore.
B: Sounds more like barber's paradox but whatever you say, bro. *glug*

by слова за смет October 24, 2017

puick

The term for identifying a transvestites genitals

I bet that weird looking person over there has a puick.

by Pussydick June 20, 2017

puickson

when someone is transgender and in prison so they get dick put in there pussy then realise the dick has been in there son.

Pussy
Dick
Dick in son

Guys last time I went to prison I found out I did a bit of the puickson

by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020

Puitz

A disgusting foul beast. He scares everyone to near death. I would never let him touch me!!!!! OHMYGOD HE IS SOOOO FOUL!
HE LOOKS LIKE A DWARF with blonde spiky hair dont let him near you!!!

look at that guy that could be normal but hes not hes a puitz!!!!!

by DOOOOOODIIIIII October 14, 2008

puido

A guy pretending to be a guido but in reality a poser. He usually weres shades and spikes his hair and has a fake spray on tan. He may look like a guido but hes a poser.

Deborah: Ahhhg look at that douche with that gelled spiked hair. What a poser.

Makenzie: Ya hes a total Puido

by Dwow January 28, 2010

puilotine

noun; the toilet seat at an older womans house that seemingly will not stay in the raised position. usually caused by a fuzzy seat cover. Every time you stop holding it, it cuts through the stream and causes a mess.

dude, your girlfriends puilotine nearly smacked my junk.

by the corporal contractor April 27, 2010