Pubic Scare

When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.

John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU

by Why da hell is u readin dis? January 12, 2012

Pubkid

A person who grew up in pubs or bars as a family member of a bar staff. A person/ teenager who'd rather be in a little pub than a Starbucks or an in-cafe.

"I'll ask her if she wants to go to Starbucks with us"

"There's no point she's a Pubkid"

by pubkid September 16, 2015

Pubic Floss

When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.

When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.

by patriots3093 March 26, 2009

pubic hair

Something Justin Bieber does not own.

Justin Bieber tried to show me his pubic hair, but his pubes were as smooth as a baby's ass!

by BIG BLACK SHLONG MMMM June 17, 2013

Pubius Maximus

The longest pube on your ball fro.

That bitch pulled my Pubius Maximus when I wasn't looking. It's gonna take another 3 months to grow out.

by Miggy Style March 30, 2011

pubed

Originating from Locks heath, hampshire. The word is used to describe someone of huge strength or muscular size.

Lee: Did you see wardy beat up keith last night?

dave: yea, he is well Pubed!

by Fizzle S June 24, 2008

pubidessence

What you smell when you blow-dry your pubic area after you get out of the shower. Normally non-offensive unless you are nursing an STD.

I was drying my hair and accidentally held the blow dryer on my butt when I bent over to pick up the brush I dropped. The smell of pubidessence filled the room.

by MacGillicutty MacTavish November 27, 2004