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When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.
John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU
by Why da hell is u readin dis? January 11, 2012
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