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Prune Poon

If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017
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fractured prune

An injured penis, or dick.

A donut shop.

Grandpa in the hospital.
Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?

Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.

So, how's fractured prune?
by theMasterofRok June 19, 2017
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Prune Handle

When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.

Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.
by TARDMAN29 October 29, 2011
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Prune Danish

When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.

Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.

Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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poon prune

A poon prune is when someones hand looks pruney like it's been soaked in water for too long after he or she has fingered someone repetitively. Hence, the word poon as in poon tang instead of vagina or pussy, since it rhymes with prune.
His girlfriend was definitely happy by the look of that poon prune right hand.
by tehalikat January 8, 2009
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praned

An alternate successor to pwned.

An alternative to soccer mom'd
I think my asshole collapsed!!!

PRANED!!!!!!!!1111123948235798670
by shad June 25, 2004
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prune pussy

"Crystal has a prune pussy!!!"
by itsjustnae June 5, 2016
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