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Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
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The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
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