Proxitute

Noun. Proxitution : an act of being/pretending to be someone else than your orginal identity.

He was just a regular passenger, disguised in proxitute outfit as a ticket checker.

Nah! He ain't own that car, he's just proxituting.

by [e-mail] August 20, 2022

Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.

Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.

by Sackary June 8, 2010

orion proxima

a crab who is named after space thing.

person 1: hey, I'm orion proxima
person 2: *blocks him*

by blobblobblobblobblobblobblob November 9, 2020

Proximity

The area inside of the center of social interaction, commonly where people meet each other, exchange information, and generally have a good time; The opposite of the Periphery

Dude did you see Dave talking to all those girls last night, he was totally in the proximity.

by Bar Masters January 15, 2009

toxic proximity

a difficult relationship between two people that gets worse because of physical proximity to one another.

Can also be used to describe the environment just prior to a club beatdown when two people are about to gin. Think Jerry Springer.

"I think you and her have toxic proximity issues."

"I think you're right. She lives less than a mile away and she comes over drunk in the middle of the day and gives me shit."

"Too bad she's your mom."

by jewsy May 9, 2008

proximity tail

The bevy of booty that follows a playa around and serve as potential targets for other playas who are close by.

"Dude, I'm not getting any bitches."
"Why don't you hang out with Aaron? He's a certified pimp and you're sure to get some proximity tail fo sho."

by aibo October 23, 2007

Primate

A male that plays games with females hearts and minds. A grimy player. Dirty ass male with no remorse.

This goofy primate just tried to play me but I wasn't goin.

by Jenja May 18, 2011