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purple prowler

(1) the type of boner you get late at night usually during closing time, on the hunt for some fresh gine gine. (2)a big ol veiny glorious big whopper hardon out on the hunt for some fresh cougar puntang.
i totally gave her the purple prowler in the backseat of your car dude!
by craig yeah yeah March 5, 2008
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prowl

one one or more girl(s) cruise the land for male OR female relations. usually done with a sense of urgency and desperation.
Jenny went downtown to prowl for a lady.
by Bettybeeter March 18, 2007
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Diego prowl

The widely accepted act of trolling for random sex with scantily clad, morally loose, overly intoxicated strangers while bar hopping in San Diego. This is not your average respectable one night stand. Both parties are blacked out, too sloppy to remember protection, and so horrified by the state of their partner in the sober light of day that they come up with wild lies about leaving the country to nullify the need to exchange numbers.
Let's hit the bars in Pacific Beach for a little Diego prowling. I need to get laid.

I can't even walk to the bathroom without someone groping me. The diego prowl is in full force tonight.

Don't wait up for me, I'm on the diego prowl.

Diego prowling is far better after midnight. That's when the hotties are waisted and I can pull guys way out of my league.
by The sexuation September 23, 2011
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Prowling

Where you walk up an aisle of cheap food retrieving free samples instead of buying a whole meal.
Dude, I'm prowling this Mall. I ain't got no money for some fancy shit like Subway.
by Chief Justice of Shrewsbury March 26, 2011
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Panda prowling

Panda prowling is a simple game. it involves at least two players who must be wearing Panda outfits. what you do is very simple. You go on a rampage around your local town/village/city/place of worship and cause absolute mayhem.
You called destroy things in shops, jump in on a local examination in a school, beat each other up in the street or bunny scurry some hoe's. at the end of the day whoever has caused the most mayhem/destruction/loss of toilet roll WINS!!! if you are caught by police GAME OVER!!!
"oh my god that was an absolutely immense game of Panda prowling!" "Yeah dude did u see me tackle that small innocent child into that huge bowl of disgusting tar that was da shizz!!!"
by Ted mcminn March 29, 2008
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James Ward-Prowse

This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!

Spack No.2: You mean penalty?

Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2022
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Prowler

Act of shitting quietly and softly as to not disturb other patrons or your in-laws; this act leaves behind almost no traces, no foul odors or toxic smogs, opposite of a 'growler'
My girlfriend invited me over to eat dinner with her family for Christmas dinner and I had to drop a prowler in her bathroom.
by Robbie Mitchell II January 24, 2011
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