pomosexual

A truly special snowflake.

Person A: What do you identify as?

Jan: None of the 12 thousand identities can properly describe the inner workings of my sexual. Nor of my gender.

Person A: (inwardly) Sure, Jan.

(outwardly) Oh! So you're part of the pomosexual crowd?

by TakiTakiRumbaa March 15, 2021

Potsexual

When you’re sexually attracted to everything about a person

John: so what makes Dwayne so good?
Tessa: That’s hard, because everything about him makes me love him so much! His voice, his looks, his personality, everything! I think I might be potsexual.
John: yeah, that sounds about right

by Killrbladz July 4, 2020

potsexual

when you have such an intense love for Oklahoma that it is your sexuality

I came out as potsexual to my family yesterday

by savage95000 June 21, 2021

potsexual

potsexual is when someone is sexual attracted to all other genders execpt for male

john: hey jack

jack: hi john

John: i am potsexual

jack: i am not but are you sexualy attracted to male

john: no but i am to all other genders

by saddam hussian the second December 12, 2019

Phonosexual

Someone who has phone sex!

Jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonosexual

by kemikalkaos August 22, 2008

Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.

Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"

by DangerFinger March 5, 2015

potosexual

If you are attracted to potatoes.

I identify as potosexual

by barrstool January 21, 2022