Procrasturbation

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.

My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.

by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009

procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

procrasturbating

Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.

So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.

by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016

Procrasturbation

Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.

1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"

Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."

2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"

by Des-Troy May 19, 2010

Procrasturbation

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.

The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.

by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012

procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom

At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating

by rvelloso51 June 17, 2015