Procrastihate

The act of hating yourself for procrastinating.

I procrastihate instead of studying for my exam.

I procrastihated hard last night watching Orange is the New Black.

by GracieBruz July 2, 2019

Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

procrastrated

the negative consequences of procrastinating just a little too long on something really important.

Bob: Hey man, did you get your studying done?

Jim: Nah, there was this CSI marathon on, I couldn't put the controller down.

Bob: Dude, then you're about to get procrastrated. I hear this prof really goes hard on details.

Jim: Shit.

by Irwinator January 3, 2008

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015

Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015