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Procrastination Limbo

Doing work, then deciding to procrastinate by do something else, then deciding to procrastinate that by doing something completely different. This keeps on going until you hit a stage where what you are doing makes no sense and isn't useful to you in anyway.
Dude 1: Hey how did the essay writing go?

Dude 2: Well at first it went well, then I decided I should probably revise for my exam first, then I thought maybe I should clean my room so I can revise in a clean environment. However while cleaning my room I got preoccupied with a spider I found under my bed. In the end I hit 'procrastination limbo' when I realized all I'm doing now is watching a spider trying to eat a piece of cheese I laid out for it.

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by L'Awesome Jones January 14, 2012
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Procrastination Sunday

The final Sunday of a holiday or school break where you realize you have a shitload of homework that you didn't do yet.
Person 1: Hey man did you finish your homework yet?
Person 2: Oh shit, is it Procrastination Sunday already?
Person 1: Yeah you're gonna fail that class
Person 2: Fuck it YOLO
by iMaggy May 14, 2012
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Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.
I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump
by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
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Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.
*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits
by Tsecation February 4, 2019
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Procrastinationophobia

Procrastinationophobia is- gotta go, can't tell you now
by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020
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mutual procrastination

wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.
I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.
by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011
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The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.
You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015
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