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Preston

He is extremely gay and thrives for long juicy dick.
by KILLYOUSELF December 7, 2017
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Preston

A town where a bunch of dudes gang banged Ryan
Remember that time we went to Preston and plowed Ryan so hard that he looked like a melted ice cream cone?
by organicAVENGER August 28, 2018
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preston kelly

Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.
"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
by The Trapper Keeper January 3, 2008
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Preston, Maryland

Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.
1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.

2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.

1. Oh trust me. I do.

2. Thanks.

1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?

2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
by XxNikafaxX June 1, 2012
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prestons dick

There's nothing there
There's Prestons dick... wait where is it
by Whiskdidiejs July 12, 2017
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Preston Parker

Preston Parker is the best and most special person in the world and has 4 powers he will never tell anyone about, normally he will have light blue eyes an blonde hair. if the Preston does not have the qualities he will not have the powers.
one of are local hero's is Preston Parker he has 4 powers
by DUDEDUCKS24 May 5, 2021
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Cole Preston

varón de pau, no lo mires no lo toques no pienses en él es solo de pau, respeta.
cole preston dijo en un concierto:"soy de pau los demás quisieran".
by cole varón de pau November 2, 2020
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