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Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
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peeping tom

Band and album fronted by mike patton. The album features guest appearances on every track.
patton has finally released peeping tom.
by Annika. August 18, 2006
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Peeping Tom

A peeping Tom is a person (can be girl or boy) who looks at people in a state of undress through the person's window, or through a crack in the wall, or something else. Peeping Tom's victims don't know that someone is looking at them, and can often just act like there's no one there and have people see them doing gross things, or see them naked. You don't want to have a Peeping Tom peep on you.
Madelin: I caught Caroline looking through the window at my hubby undress, I'm so mad at her!
Jillian: I didn't know Caroline was a peeping tom!
by Your worst nightmare.... Nah February 18, 2013
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perping

George why you perping like you don't what went on last night?
by Tammie February 14, 2005
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look like a rat peeping through a hedge

Has a large unruly beard.

Liverpool (UK) slang
Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.

He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.
by Albert Stein February 6, 2008
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peeping tom

Peeping toms are young, undesirable man who look in windows, holes, fences, etc. to SECRETLY watch women. The secretive nature of the activity is as important as seeing her naked. Almost all peeping toms are harmless, but everyone likes hating them. Masturbation is rarely part of peeping.
The peeping tom tiptoed up the ladder, snuck across the ledge, and watched Sarah shower in the nude since her blinds weren't closed all the way.
by Paul Oliveira August 8, 2006
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preying mantis

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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