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preferred masturbation toy

A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
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preferred pronoun

(noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.
What's your preferred pronoun?

Glad you asked! it's it.

you want to be known as it?

No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
by $lapaho May 9, 2021
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Protected

I DO SAY! Have you seen my cat?
by asbhj December 2, 2003
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Perfecter

Literally anyone named Oscar because they are amazing.
Human #1 Who is that?
Human #2 Oscar.

Human #1 Wow, he's perfect.

Human #2 No, you're perfect, he's Perfecter.
by Gay_socks19 April 19, 2020
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write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only
A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.
by SHADAB September 22, 2005
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Protected bike lane

Hiding collision participants from each other until the moment of impact.
When the cyclist was killed, he was riding in a protected bike lane. The driver who hit him claimed he never saw him.
by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012
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