poonami

When you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.

My poonami done fucked ma charmin.

by rightlovepubes August 25, 2014

pornamented

The use of sex toys to decorate a Christmas tree.

Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.

That tree is pornamented.

by toolong2care January 12, 2015

pooper-potamus

A fat women's butt

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus

by bfeezy83 December 26, 2019

poonami

Combination of "poo" and "tsunami"... as in a giant wave of poo.

I took a crap so bad, it was a like a poonami exploded from my ass.

by Sean Galbraith July 26, 2004

poonami

The water that splashes on your butt when a poop falls into the toilet.

I don't need a bidet, I just got a poonami.

by heathcat June 22, 2011

God damn potamnium

When your in the elevator with a lot of fat people.

Dude that was a god damn potamnium.

by Olivierman99 December 14, 2010

poonami

Synonym for female ejaculation derrived from the words poon and tsunami.

I saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she orgasmed it was a poonami.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005