A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
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The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.
by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009
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I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.
by TheRealCK August 10, 2010
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Get the portable mug.An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.
A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.
Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.
A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.
Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.
by Tonskie January 14, 2008
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by xPclynnx January 27, 2014
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As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
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