Poonslide

Poonslide = a serious thread on FB when the conversation deteriorates to a sexual free-for-all

We were talking politics in a facebook group, when all the sudden we were all talking sex... it was a total poonslide.

by Jypsy Jool August 6, 2011

poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Poonswitchz

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.

Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.

by cookies52 March 15, 2009

Poonscout

Someone who does recon on a club, party, bar, etc. looking for attractive females for him and his buddies.

We sent the poonscout into the party to check it out.

by mrhapnaper October 7, 2009

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

Poosy hair

A females pubic hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"

by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017