poononi

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

by Gary December 5, 2004

Poolung

Lungs in the shape of turds. Also meaning lungs that are no longer functioning. It is also a term used to signal when someone has finally lost all sanity. Term used to express your anger, e.g. You fucking poolung.

"By god, your x-ray shows some turds in your chest!?"
"I'm sorry...but your husband has poolung."
Me- "Poolung!"
Random stranger 1- "Did he say 'poolung'?"
Random stranger 2- "Uh...yeah."
Random stranger 1- "Dear god, he's crazy."
Random stranger 2- "Hey, you, stop being crazy or i'll kick you hard"
Me- "You fucking poolung!"

by Mr.Plasticiiiine May 28, 2003

Pooland

The proper name for the country of Poland. Because it has shitty people and is a total shithole.

I'm a southerner and we don't want the white niggers from Pooland

by Shadow Spectre June 24, 2018

pooron

Someone who is poor and a moron. Pretty much just an all around loser.

Guy 1 (wearing some trash ass kicks no one likes him): hey guys what are you doing

Guy 2 (Sigma male would never be a pooron): Pooron check, no one likes you go away pooron

by PoggersWords March 7, 2022

Kevorka Polonaise

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.

"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

by Casper McFriendly September 26, 2006

polon

verb. to emotionally reboot or recharge after a trying time; to clear your mind and wipe the slate clean after tragically awkward events

After the incredibly draining weekend with his hysterically emotional friend, Adam needed to polon before the long car ride home with her.

by nouseforaname May 11, 2006

Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009