Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo

"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

doing in the pooper

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.

Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did

by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009

class B pooper

a class B pooper poops very loudly at school if your in the bathroom with a class B pooper you will know. with a combinations of loud farts and just very loud pooping habits you can on bad days hear them from outside the bathroom, if you are a class B pooper you are usually annoying to most but have a close circle of friends. class B pooper has very loud farts in and out of the bathroom that they will let slip during the day. when the are hazed they are usually recorded while pooping but dont notice very often

dude there was a class B pooper in the bathroom, and it was the loudest shit i have ever heard

by shamefulwizard March 7, 2022

class C pooper

a class C pooper is the type of person who holds their poop and hides the fact there pooping but just cant hold it well enough and usually ands up rushing to the toilet in the hallway at school class C poopers are usually very lazy and dont don't help out, they also usually have terrible breath but don't smell as bad as a class A pooper unless, there also usually very ugly but overall there very kind and usually extremely funny

guy1: I was in the bathroom and saw someone rush in and go into the stall.
guy 2: classic class C pooper

by shamefulwizard March 8, 2022

poofery

An expression of flagrant (homosexual) flamboyance.

Boy George is a fine singer but I feel that Culture Club's videos are rife with unnecessary poofery.

by Van Morrissey June 12, 2006

serial pooper

An individual who compulsively poops several times a day.

Peter's been in and out of the toilet at least six times today. I wonder if he's become a serial pooper.

by terminal2 February 5, 2008