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Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.
by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011
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pocon

I won’t forget the time my cousin said pocon instead of popcorn
Example: “ Todo lo que comes son pOcOn”
“All you eat is pOcOn / popcorn
by Denki~Beautiful March 8, 2021
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Pup pocolypse

When the number of dogs out numbers the humans
Omg, it’s the pup pocolypse over here.
by The man outside June 5, 2018
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poconos

1. from the indian word meaning (boring land of drugs and snow),
2. a place where the mob dumps their victims
my crew in my town dont know when to stop, thats why pocono backwards is o-no-cop.
by mozez the wise December 14, 2004
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Pocos Pero Locos

1. Term usually used when describing a Hispanic streetgang that is few in numbers. Literally means "few but crazy" or "crazy few".
I don't give a shit if there's 30 of them and only 10 of us, fuck it ey, somos pocos pero locos!
by J.I.A.N.T March 4, 2009
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Pocoon

Discovered in Lorton, Virginia, a Pocoon is a hybrid possum (opposum) /Raccoon mix.
The pocoon has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the racoon. Also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a racoon at the end.

Since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.
I was walking back from Multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-raccoon ran into the middle of the path! It can only be described as a Pocoon!!!

Hey, that Pocoon just ate my cheetos!

Wow, did you see the size of that Pocoon!
by DoYoBelieve June 19, 2011
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Pocono streak

When you do a poor job of wiping your ass after a big shit, and you're left with a stain in your underpants that looks like an aerial view of a mountain range.
"Bro I only had 1 sheet of toilet paper left, I got a huge Pocono streak in my boxers now"

"I accidentally sharted in my pants and now I have a Pocono streak to clean up"
by Gary Longwood March 31, 2018
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