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Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
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Poops McGee

A euphemism used by Tenacious D to refer to something that's shitty. Can be heard in the episode "Angel in Disguise".
Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock the three.
Kyle Gass: (as a ghost) I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see.
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: No way, no KG I disagree.
KG: Why?
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Yeah
JB: Was the decision to set you free...
KG: (Walks onto stage) Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: Wait this is fuckin with my head. I totally thought he was dead.
KG: Just remember what you said. The medallion's made of bulletproof lead.
In harmony:
KG: I took a bullet for JB.
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me.
KG: Now I'm in Heaven and I can see.
JB: Now I got to rock for three.
KG: No no no no.
JB: KG and me.
Both: Don't forget about Tenacious D.
by MtFujiInMyPants November 6, 2008
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Poopsexual

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.
Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.
by Le Troll God, Master of Kek November 19, 2019
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covert plops

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.
Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.
by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 21, 2007
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ploop

An ambiguous word; the meaning depends on the context in which it is used. Primarily used to express an emotion or to fill a void in a conversation.

1. Its conventional meaning can be defined as an exclamation used during times in which a plausible response is non-existent.

2. Also used as a lighthearted response to hearing an unfortunate comment or disappointing news. In this context it is usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal or when it primarily affects someone else; it's sort of a mild schadenfreude.

3. The meaning can be emphasized with the additional of the vowel "o" and therefore changing the sound similar to trombone. "Ploooooop."
4. Onomatopoeic use imitates the sound of feces hitting the toilet bowl during a bowel movement. This is the common form seen on urban dictionary but perhaps not the most pleasant as it is associated with disgusting imagery
5. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect.
1.

sleeping beauty: "I woke up late"
Dwarf: "ploop"
2.
Loser: "it's not fair I wanted first pick. my team sucks."
Champ:"ploop, not going to lie I have a killer team this year"
3.

Dude: "bro they killed harambe."
Bro: "Dude, i heard. ploooooop."
4.

"That guy took an epic dump. we could all hear it. 'ploop ploop ploop' LOL"
5.
Brother: "ploop ploop ploopy ploop ploop ploopidity ploop"
Sister: "Shut up"
by Parth M Patel May 4, 2018
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poopshoop

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying
"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"
by buffie May 13, 2007
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Poopshmere

Shmere of thè poop
Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs
by Baldseanward December 8, 2018
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