hello pity

A vicious and unappealing person who attempts to front as a cute little victim. See banrai, barnai

My comment only said "Hi," but Hello Pity reported me for harrassment.

by Tyrian March 16, 2005

Pity Crush

A crush you have when you hear about something bad for a person, and you start to develop feelings because you feel bad and care about them.

“You just have a pity crush on Jake because you heard about his dad”

by Galaxyzone22604 May 24, 2018

pity feel

The act of feeling (copping a feel) a female friends tits (boobs) and feigning support, although you actually feel sorry for them.

Cory went into the bathroom and gave Danielle a "pity feel," telling her she had amazing tits, but secretly feeling sorry for her.

by Marauder12 February 28, 2015

Piti-like

When you like a post on Facebook because you feel bad for the person because they are unpopular and no one ever likes or comments their posts.

Person A: Poor Hilda, it's like no one even knows she's there.
Person B: Yeah, I know right? I felt so bad for her I piti-liked a few of her posts.

by mema118 November 14, 2010

Pity Pasta

Pity Pasta is the dinner you make for your significant other before you are about to break up with them to soften the blow.

Sinead made Eoin pity pasta before she broke up with him.

by ashomulvo April 24, 2013

pity peck

When you give a guy a quick kiss so he doesn't feel bad about himself.

I gave John a pity peck. I didn't want him to feel insecure about himself,

by Otterpals April 26, 2016

Pity Spitty

When a male who is having sexual intercourse with a female decides to throw a less successful bro a bone by inviting him into the action.

Edison laughed when Ryan was describing what he hadn't eealised was a pity spitty

by Jedly2311 February 1, 2015