inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015

Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010

Pissing Skittles

This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.

I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.

Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.

Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.

by gitzmoney January 10, 2011

Pissing me on

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.

"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"

by KjSpittah May 29, 2017

pissing down

raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you

"im not going out its pissing down"

by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003

PISSIN IN THE DARK

looking for something without proper lighting

trying to make an informed decision without adequate information

attempting to aceive something that is impossible

you are just pissin in the dark if you think she is going to call!

by michael haldane June 26, 2006