PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

by ChrisD. November 17, 2007

Pilf

Pops I'd like to fuck

also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.

"your grandads a gilf"
"I call him Pops"
"well then he's a Pilf"

by Scarlettyourdestiny December 30, 2009

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus September 03, 2008

Pilf

A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.

EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.

by serio&herringINC. January 28, 2012

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003

PILF

Partner I'd Like to Fuck.

"Who were you dancing with then?"
"Oh, that's my partner."
"He's a pure PILF!"

by Bexibabes May 15, 2006

PILF

noun-Prince I'd Like to Fuck. A male member of any royal family (excluding the King) that you would like to have sex with.

Prince Harry is such a PILF. Fuck Kate is one lucky pleb!

by VonHaig April 30, 2011