Piffin

the act of gettin high off some bomb ass weed... wether it be dro or haze... Actually smoking...

im piffin it when i get off work.

by Queen Lala December 12, 2006

piffulous

small, trite, meager, insignificant.

One cannot live on piffulous pay.

by jw64wpb November 20, 2010

piffen yonnies

Aussie Slang to casually chuck or throw small stones or rocks

The boys were piffen yonnies at birds over the riverbank.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

piffle

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"

by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Pift

n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

by ProudSeal May 5, 2015

Ay Yo Wagwan Piffting Wots Your BBM Pin

The act of requesting that a female divulges their BlackBerry messenger contact number. Typically used by British youths, the phrase rarely yields successful results as only a select percentage of the population understand the expression.

Ben: Ay Yo Wagwan Piffting Wots Your BBM Pin
Emily: Fuck off Ben

by RiderDB August 3, 2017

Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017