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Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.
Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared
by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008
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Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.
"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"
by Captain Picard April 29, 2008
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hewlett packard

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous
Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Hewlett Packard
by A to the Izzo October 7, 2006
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Picard

Picard \verb\ pɪkɑ́rd

Full definition:

1. to demonstrate, via logic and rational thought, the moral and ethical invalidity of a bigoted, ignorant, divisive, insulting, derogatory, persecutory, discriminatory, exclusionary, racist, sexist, heterosexist, religio-phobic, homophobic or any other position, expression, delineation, demarcation, publication, verbalisation, assertion and proliferation of statements whose purpose is to vilify or perpetuate oppression and unequal treatment of others' exercise of individual civil and political liberties, economic, social, and cultural rights.
Transitive verb:
I am going to Picard those bigoted, homophobic, bible-thumping, Christian fundamentalists from the Westboro Baptist Church, for protesting in front of and celebrating the deaths of uniformed soldiers who died in service to protect their right to be bigoted, homophobic, bible-thumping, Christian fundamentalists.

Intransitive verb:
I just Picarded a conservative MP for vilifying the LGBTQIA community and voting down the same-sex marriage bill, after being caught on camera paying 10 grand for a giant weekend long orgy.
by KalEl February 23, 2014
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pickerderrie

tonight sarah and gabby are pickerderrie.
by sarahgardner3 May 26, 2008
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Picard maneuver

What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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picard poke

When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.
"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."
by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003
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