phony tough and crazy brave

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

by weave March 19, 2003

phony like you

What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.

One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.

by Gopos cellmate November 22, 2013

Phony

Someone who is constantly on their phone

This boring. get off your phone! I didnt come over to hang out with a buch of phony fuckers.

by Shayna16 April 12, 2019

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

phony

fake ass nigga

that nigga a phony ass dude

by real_dude_ October 31, 2020

Phony High

A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.

p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.

by TheWanderingCarrot April 20, 2017

Phony

When Fernanda calls Benjamin a fucking weird guy

Benjamin is a fucking phony

by Hewo123 August 20, 2021