Phonespoon

A headphone attached to a phone socket but with the advantage of having a spoon attachment as well as a microphone so you can eat and speak at the same time while busy working. These attachments are interchangable for cleaning and the spoon can be changed to be a fork, a pair of scissors, a screwdriver, etc.

This is a version of the Swiss army knife but with the advantage of a pone system.

Hi there welcome to xyz industries. Hold on one moment while I taste this delicious Yoghurt with my phonespoon.

Maria detached her spork from her Phonespoon and attached a screwdriver

by Eioairdrie May 12, 2022

Phonesia

Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.

You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.

by jphw March 25, 2009

Phonie

A person you only talk to on the phone and don't actually do anything with.

A she's just a phonie.

by Basilisk04 June 10, 2021

pushing ponies

when someone pimps young guys to older gay guys in order to extort money from the dirty older man who is probably rich and desperate enough to pay top dollar for a young pony...hence pushing ponies.

in todays world with recession problems and people having shortages in money, the money to be made on pimping isnt with high maintenance women that you are trying to pimp to middle or lower class johns. The real money is in pimping boys to older white collar gay men that are married or recently divorced and usually have plenty of money to spend and are desperate enough to throw down top dollar...thus pushing ponies

Its a great slang phrase that can be used to describe a variety of situations

by ghandi_wizdom July 25, 2011

phonestrong

False confidence and bravado exhibited during phone conversations by individuals who would shrink from a physical confrontation.

"She said what?! That bitch is phonestrong; let her come down here and say that to my face."

by drshatner April 6, 2006

string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 May 1, 2006