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Phlemnog

Me: Heyyyyyy Phlemnog
Phlemnog: How bout it that!
by frontflip January 14, 2024
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A disease caused by the inhalation of volcanic dusts, and causes inflammation and scarring in the upper lobes of the lungs.
Person 1: “Hey. I just got diagnosed with phuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.”

Person 2: “Why the fuck is that so long?”
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Phemonia

A cold that feels like flu and pneumonia, creating massive balls of snot. Just when you think you can breathe POW!! snot ball.
"Ugh, I have full-blown phemonia — giant honking snot balls everywhere!"
by BookishLlama143 January 3, 2026
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