Dan Phan

Dan is easily one of the weirdest kids you'll ever get to meet. Dan Phan is usually short, has a round face, a squashed nose and straight hair. He is the type of kid who throws toilet paper bombs over the bathroom stall and would fake a wedding in year 6.
He's also a good friend.

Dan:* Screams at the top of his lungs when he climbs onto the school roof*
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 3, 2020

peanut butt jelly

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.

Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.

by Seantel83 March 31, 2016

Phanact

1: an orange-skinned guido from jersey shore
2: an annoying cunt
3: someone who reposts other peoples images on social media sites
4: someone who posts spam comments and gets away with it
5: the firstborn son of Snooki

"Dude, stop being such a Phanact"

"this page is full of Phanact comments again"

by Night Lord Kurze September 23, 2014

peanut gallery

The term originated back in the theatre, where the cheapest seats were those way at the bottom floor and where people purchased peanuts because they were the cheapest snack. If they disapproved of the performance, they would throw the peanuts.

Howdy Doody, a show that started in the 1940's (not 50's), the children in the crowd were considered the "Peanut Gallery."

Vaudeville era man: Ay! This show sucks! You all suck! get off the stage! *Throws peanuts

Announcer: No more comments from the peanut gallery!!!!!!

Vaudeville era woman: Throw more nuts chap!!!!
Vaudeville era man: I'll give you some of my nuts instead..

by j-reg August 17, 2012

Peanut Butter Possum

The act of a possum coating an elephant in peanut butter for its own gratification.

"Holy shit man that elephants getting a peanut butter possum!"

by Bazz_60 January 18, 2009

Peanut Heaven

When you're at a concert and you have a seat that is so far away that you can barely see the performer. Also being really high up a stadium.

Man, these seats blow. We're in peanut heaven.

by PinkLemonadeee June 3, 2012

Peanut slug

When you cover your penis in Peanut butter to spice up fellatio.

Hey pal I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo.

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020