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ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.
Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!
by Kris Webb April 8, 2007
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Pheasant Phenomenon

A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.
"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."
by Kynum April 13, 2010
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Pieaddicted

adjective

Somebody who is physiologically or psychologically dependent upon pies.

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By the age of 14 I had become terribly pieaddicted, as I had eaten all the pies.
by Gareth Williams April 28, 2004
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phadingus

slang for penis, or cock
oh my! what a large phadingus you have.
by srst December 30, 2007
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Pheasant Wrench

A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.

Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.

Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?

Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
by 24879328792 October 15, 2012
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Phaedragon

A majestic creature from foreign lands, often mistaken for Satan. Created from the mind of Stephen King, once this creature turns human, it becomes a short blond fair skinned female, often seen with streaks of pink in its hair. It partakes in a smoking festival of Gods Green Gift.
"I love you girl, you are one sweet Phaedragon"
by ZeFluff August 23, 2015
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Phaddy

A male with a nice bum
by Lookin_snackalicous December 27, 2016
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