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phoning

A social phenomena occurring when a group of two or more people, who should be socializing, are all on their phones resulting in a momentary or prolonged silence.
I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016

When the conversation slowed to a lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.

When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.

"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."
by machinegroup September 7, 2016
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Astro Planing

The act of leaving one's living body and having an 'out of body experience'. Not the same as death.
Out of boy experiences can be attributed to astro planing.
by Srž Tanjur August 2, 2006
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turkish panini

the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.
Attila gave Anastasiya a turkish panini.
by haxorz1010 April 22, 2009
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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
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panini

Like vajayjay is for vagina, but for penis.
That guy is such a panini.
by Peter the Vegan January 12, 2009
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panini

An old negative racial epithet describing someone who is male or female that is Italian, comes from Italian descent, or displays traits that resemble someone who appreciates Italian heritage.
*Customer walks into store and approaches service staff members*

Customer: "Hi. Where can I find the pasta sauce isle?"

Service Staff Member 1: "It's in isle 4."

Customer: "Thank you!"

*Customer looks for isle*

Service Staff Member #2: "What did the customer say?"

Service Staff Member #1: "They were just another dumb Panini looking for pasta sauce."

Service Staff Manager: "Hey! You should know better! That's racist! You're fired!"
by Username_00001 June 21, 2019
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phanindra

Have you heard the word letterlessness?
It's about the lack of any communication. It comes from someone not getting letters or being able to speak their heart out. In a strange way, Phanindra is the opposite of that. Not an aching grey void of sorrow but a *happy* pool of *joy*. A place people can just let go of their apprehensions, speak their *soul* out and feel heard.
It's almost like a childhood memory you keep going back to, to look for *comfort*, to feel like you can be all that you dream of.
Example - The after taste of this Japanese cheesecake is so Phanindra
by Kia guy November 29, 2021
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