Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.

Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.

"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"

by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014