Persons who knowingly or unknowingly spout views based on the thoroughly debunked "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", an anti-Semitic pamphlet published around 1900. People who talk about globalists, cabals, shadowy bankers, "New World Order", etc. are citing absurd conspiracies about Jewish people.

"9/11 was a false flag orchestrated by the globalists to start the New World Order!"

"Dude, there's literally zero evidence of that. Are you turning into a PEZ Head??"
"No, it's true, I heard it on Alex Jones' show!"

PEZ Head by NOLA Ally March 31, 2023

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Pez dispenser

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.

This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas

Pez dispenser by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024

Pez dispenser

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy

I need to get high,
Hit up the human pez dispenser

Pez dispenser by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

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Pez-dispenser therapy

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.

Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".

Pez-dispenser therapy by QuacksO April 15, 2025

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