gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 12, 2022

pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

by tang1967 November 11, 2014

Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

When Pez went round to Munoz's house and proceeded to shit in his girlfriend Vikki's mouth.

Dude did you hear. Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

by Random Spectator December 28, 2004

que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.

Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

by Are you laughing yet December 15, 2017

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 22, 2010

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises January 13, 2016

pez durry

Durry meaning, and used in place of, Gay and Pez, from the french Tres' meaning to the maxx, very or extremly.

student 1: we arent allowed to say gay anymore, how pez is that?
Student 2: thats like pez durry man.
Student 1: yeah, just coz mr.bower used to be gay.
student 2: dont you mean he used to be pez?
Student 1: hahaha yeah lol mr.bower is pez durry.

by A to the m to the dizzle December 12, 2007