Pitrified

When someone is mentally or psychologically frozen at the sight or sound of the irrational number π, which reminds them of their negative experiences or recurring failures of school math.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide would be pitrified at birthday parties or social functions, when the beauty of math or geometry suddenly popped up in their casual conversation.

by MathPlus June 15, 2021

Retrified

enlightened and or dignified

when i wrote the song, i felt retrified

by the retrified one August 7, 2009

Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

Patrified

Something obtained Illegally/Dishonestly

"Is that Diamond Patrified?"

by DeceasedBlue August 24, 2022

petrifiy

1 scared
2 old stone
3 stoned by medusa

I was petrified by the spiders.

Petrifiy

by $Fred Fred and the time to woo October 9, 2014

perifeid

So shit scared you can't even talk about it "man chuck was so perifeid of snake lake he peed just talking about fishing there"

So shit scared you can't even talk about it "man he was so perifeid he peed himself just talking about fishing there"

by Ginja December 25, 2016

purified chocolate

The Chocolate that is blessed by Jesus himself

That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy

by Fogly September 27, 2017